It's Kind Of Hard To Rally Around

Hell, No! A Tie Is Like Kissing Your Sister!

I Ain't Never Had Much Fun. I Ain't Never Been Two Inches Away From A Football. Here Guys Go Fishing On The Day Of The Game, Hunting, Golfing, And All I Want To Do Is Be Alone, Studying How Not To Lose.

If You Whoop And Holler All The Time, The Players Just Get Used To It.

I Have Had Players Who Are Good, And Who Know They Are Good; I Have Had Players Who Are Bad And Know They Are Bad; I Have Had Players Who Are Good, But Who Don't Know They Are Good; I Have Had Players Who Are Bad, But Who Don't Know They Are Bad. It Is This Last Group That Has Won More Games For Me Than The First Three Groups Combined.

They Say I Teach Brutal Football, But The Only Thing Brutal About Football Is Losing.