It's Hard To Argue With The Government.

If You Don't Believe Your Salmon Is Wild, Ask It To Fetch Your Newspaper And See What Happens.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

If You Have Any Trouble Sounding Condescending, Find A Unix User To Show You How It's Done.

Remember There's No Such Thing As A Small Act Of Kindness. Every Act Creates A Ripple With No Logical End.

If You’re Going To Create, Create A Lot. Creativity Is Not Like Playing The Slot Machines, Where Failure To Win Means You Go Home Broke. With Creativity, If You Don’t Win, You’re Usually No Worse Off Than If You Hadn’t Played.