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If You Can Keep Your Son Off The Pipe And Your Daughter Off The Pole, You're Ahead Of The Game.

There's Math, And Everything Else Is Debatable!

You Know The World Is Messed Up When The Tallest Man In The Nba Is Chinese, The Best Golfer Is Black, And The Best Rapper Is White.

Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About Anything Else In The Entire World.

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