It's Easier To Apologize Than Ask For

It's Always Easier To Apologize For Something You've Already Done Than To Get Approval For It In Advance.

We've Tended To Forget That No Computer Will Ever Ask A New Question.

I Am Now Going To Make You A Gift That Will Stay With You The Rest Of Your Life. For The Rest Of Your Life, Every Time You Say, "we've Always Done It That Way," My Ghost Will Appear And Haunt You For Twenty-four Hours.

If You Do Something Once, People Will Call It An Accident. If You Do It Twice, They Call It A Coincidence. But Do It A Third Time And You've Just Proven A Natural Law!

If It Isn't Bolted Down, Bring It Home.