It's Better To Say, 'i'm Suffering,' Than

Though One Cannot Always Remember Exactly Why One Has Been Happy, There Is No Forgetting That One Was.

Our Researchers Into Public Opinion Are Content That He Held The Proper Opinions For The Time Of Year; When There Was Peace, He Was For Peace: When There Was War, He Went. He Was Married And Added Five Children To The Population, Which Our Eugenist Says Was The Right Number For A Parent Of His Generation, And Our Teachers Report That He Never Interfered With Their Education. Was He Free? Was He Happy? The Question Is Absurd: Had Everything Been Wrong, We Should Certainly Have Heard.

The Americans Are Violently Oral. That's Why In America The Mother Is All-important And The Father Has No Position At All -- Isn't Respected In The Least. Even The American Passion For Laxatives Can Be Explained As An Oral Manifestation. They Want To Get Rid Of Any Unpleasantness Taken In Through The Mouth.

We All Have These Places Where Shy Humiliations Gambol On Sunny Afternoons.

Between Friends Differences In Taste Or Opinion Are Irritating In Direct Proportion To Their Triviality.