It's Better To Have Died A Small

When My Love Returns From The Ladies Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care?

Elvis Is Dead And I Don't Feel So Good For Myself.

You Call To A Dog And A Dog Will Break Its Neck To Get To You. Dogs Just Want To Please. Call To A Cat And Its Attitude Is, 'what's In It For Me?'

Instead Of Getting Married Again, I'm Going To Find A Woman I Don't Like And Give Her A House.

If You Are Not The Lead Dog, Your Scenery Never Changes.