It's Been A Privilege To Be Here.

I Have Vision And The Rest Of The World Wears Bifocals.

Those With A Moral Deficit Put On A Good Show, And Sleep Like A Baby.

I Certainly Never Expected To Be A Professional Actor. I Never Expected To Be In Movies. I Thought I Would Probably Become A Teacher.

I Never Ask My Wife About My Flaws. Instead I Try To Get Her To Ignore Them And Concentrate On My Sense Of Humor.

Our Marriage Works Because We Each Carry Clubs Of Equal Weight And Size.