It's Always Darkest Before It Turns Absolutely

The Embarrassing Thing Is That My Salad Dressing Is Out-grossing My Films.

I Can Eat Fifty Eggs.

If You Have No Enemies, You Have No Character. Taking A Stand Always Creates Opposition.

I Have Taken Roads That I Wished I Had Not Traveled On. And I'm Traveling On Some Pretty Exciting Ones, Too. Just Hope When You Get To That Great Racetrack In The Sky, That The Balance Will Tip Slightly Into Those Things That You'd Be Proud Of.

I Wasn't Running Toward The Theater But Running Away From The Sporting Goods Store. Of Course Now That I'm Selling Spaghetti Sauce (with Newman's Own), I Begin To Understand The Romance Of Business.. The Allure Of Being The Biggest Fish In The Pond And The Juice You Get From Beating Out Your Competitors.