It's All The Same To The Clam.

When The Light Turns Green, You Go. When The Light Turns Red, You Stop. But What Do You Do When The Light Turns Blue With Orange And Lavender Spots?

If You're Sloppy, That's Just Fine. If You're Moody, I Won't Mind. If You're Fat, That's Fine With Me. If You're Skinny, Let It Be. If You're Bossy, That's All Right. If You're Nasty, I Won't Fight. If You're Rough, Well That's Just You. If You're Mean, That's All Right Too. Whatever You Are Is All Okay. I Don't Like You Anyway.

We're All Worth The Same When We Turn Off The Light.

Frozen Dream I'll Take The Dream I Had Last Night And Put It In My Freezer, So Someday Long And Far Away When I'm An Old Grey Geezer, I'll Take It Out And Thaw It Out, This Lovely Dream I've Frozen, And Boil It Up And Sit Me Down A Dip My Old Cold Toes In.

I'd Rather Play Tennis Than Go To The Dentist. I'd Rather Play Soccer Than Go To The Doctor. I'd Rather Play Hurk Than Go To Work. Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk? I Don't Know But It Must Be Better Than Work!