It's All Bullshit, Folks And It's Bad

If Churches Want To Play The Game Of Politics, Let Them Pay Admission Like Everyone Else.

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.

We've Learned How To Make A Living, But Not A Life. We've Added Years To Life, Not Life To Years.

I Love And Treasure Individuals As I Meet Them, I Loath And Despise The Groups They Identify Or Belong To.

Comedy, I Figured, Was The Thing That Came To Me The Most Easily. Playing The Trumpet And Piano Took Practice. I Thought That Was A Waste Of Time. I'd Go Out On The Street Corner And Be Funny. In A Minute.