It's Actually Against My Religion To Laugh

I Write About Rats Because They Scare The Hell Out Of Me. I Think We Tend To Write Out Our Phobias.

A Slice Of Pie Without Cheese Is Like A Kiss Without A Squeeze.

A Place Is Yours When You Know Where All The Roads Go.

I Work Until Beer O'clock.

Our Time Here Is Brief, Our Risk Enormous. Don't Waste The One Or Increase The Other, If You Please.