It's A Writer's Job To Carve With

Your Pimples Are The Lord's Way Of Chastising You. Now Eat Your Pie.

I'm Not Making An Enemy; I'm Keepin' One.

I’ve Always Said To People, "i Don’t Care What You Call Me As Long As The Checks Don’t Bounce And The Family Gets Fed." But I Never Saw Myself That Way. I Just Saw Myself As A Novelist.

If God Gives You Something You Can Do, Why In God's Name Wouldn't You Do It?

With Six Weeks' Worth Of Recuperation Time, You'll Also Be Able To See Any Glaring Holes In The Plot Or Character Development. And Listen--if You Spot A Few Of These Big Holes, You Are Forbidden To Feel Depressed About Them Or To Beat Up On Yourself. Screw-ups Happen To The Best Of Us.