It's A Tough Life If You Don't

We Lie Best When We Lie To Ourselves.

The Workman Cut To The Left, Still Laying On His Horn, And Roared Around The Drunkenly Weaving Limousine. He Invited The Driver Of The Limo To Perform An Illegal Sex Act On Himself. To Engage In Oral Congress With Various Rodents And Birds. He Articulated His Own Proposal That All Persons Of Negro Blood Return To Their Native Continent. He Expressed His Sincere Belief In The Position The Limo Driver's Soul Would Occupy In The Afterlife. He Finished By Saying That He Believed He Had Met The Limodriver's Mother In A New Orleans House Of Prostitution.

The Monster Nevers Dies.

Parenting Is The Greatest Of Hum-a-few-bars-and-i'll-fake-it Skills.

We're All Going To Die; I'm Just Trying To Make It A Little More Interesting.