Its A Strange World. Lets Keep It

Don't Live With Writers. Writers Are Bastards.

Good Morning Sinners. Vampiric Red Bull Intake In Pub Smoking Compound Commenced. Day Of Heavy Brain-fingering Ahead.

Elijah Snow: 'who Have You Pissed Off This Time, John?' John Stone: 'sumatran Robot Death Sluts -- Dammit, One Of These Buttons Fires The Atomic Death Biter --

Wolves Ate Even Mighty Hunters, For There Was No Honor Or Code Among Predators, And Everyone's Guts Steam The Same Way When Torn Open On A Cold Night.

You're Miserable, Edgy And Tired. You're In The Perfect Mood For Journalism.