It's A Good Thing We Don't Get

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.

This Would Be A Great World To Dance In If We Didn’t Have To Pay The Fiddler.

Say, Did You Read What This Writer Just Dug Up In George Washington's Diary? I Was So Ashamed I Sat Up All Night Reading It.

What The Country Needs Is Dirtier Fingernails And Cleaner Minds.

Some Guy Invented Vitamin A Out Of A Carrot. I'll Bet He Can't Invent A Good Meal Out Of One.