It Would Show Hugely If I Didn't

It Always Interests Me How Obsessed People Are About Age.

I Was On Holiday Recently And I Came Home To Find That One Of The Papers Here Had 'bikini'd' Me On The Beach. I Was Wearing A Grossly Unflattering Costume And They Had Published Photographs Of Me Taken From Behind. I Looked Dreadful. I Went Into Our Local Newsagent And Bought Up Every Copy.

I Couldn't Imagine A Home Without Animals.

It Would Show Hugely If I Didn't Want To Be Somewhere. Doing What You Want To Do Can Only Generate Good Energy.

I Have Nothing Against People Having Work Done, It Is When I Hear Tale Of Girls Of 16 Queuing Up To Get Bigger Breasts, That Is When I Despair.