It Would Be Positively Boring If Minds

Funk, I Don't Think I Have Anything To Do With Funk. I've Never Considered Myself Funky.

I Find Only Freedom In The Realms Of Eccentricity.

I Woke Up One Day And Realized I Was A Closet Hetero

I Think It's Rather A Waste Of Time Endlessly Singing The Same Songs Every Night For A Year, And It's Just Not What I Want To Do.

I Surrounded Myself With People Who Indulged My Ego. They Treated Me As Though I Was Ziggy Stardust Or One Of My Characters, Never Realising That David Jones Might Be Behind It.