It Was Not A Triumphal Return. Home,

I'll Watch A Movie Only If It Meets The Following Criteria: 1. It Has To Have At Least Two Women In It. 2. Who Talk To Each Other. 3. About Something Besides A Man.

My Father Once Nearly Came To Blows With A Female Dinner Guest About Whether A Particular Patch Of Embroidery Was Fuchsia Or Magenta. But The Infinite Gradations Of Color In A Fine Sunset - From Salmon To Canary To Midnight Blue - Left Him Wordless.

She Has Given Me A Way Out.

Nancy Drew Was Always Changing Her Outfits. I Despised Girls' Clothing, I Couldn't Wait To Get Home From School And Get Out Of It. The Last Thing I Wanted To Read Was Minute Descriptions Of Nancy's Frocks.

It's A Hard Thing To Age A Character Because You Can't Really Suddenly Give Someone Gray Hair.