It Was My Father Who Taught Me

Turning 50 Can Be Difficult, Sometimes Dangerous, For Women. The Danger Is In That Blip That Can Come From The Fact That You Become Invisible, And If You're Not Careful And Don't Embrace That, It Can Trip You Up And You Lose Confidence.

The Only Time I Did Not Know How To Be, Physically, Was When I Lost A Lot Of Weight. That Was The Only Time I Didn't Understand My Body.

I Am Not, I Repeat, Not A Lesbian - Even Though I'd Like To Be One When I Grow Up.

Funny How Women Are Ashamed Of Their Inner Fairy Whereas Men Are Forever Proudly Displaying Their Inner Cowboy Or Fireman

I've Often Said The Most Difficult Things I Have To Say To People Through Humour. I Can Very Quickly Put Someone In Their Place With It. But We All Walk Away Unscathed Because There's Been Some Funnies Around It, And I'll Usually Make Sure That It Comes Back At Me.