It Was Kind Of Exciting Being On

If You Sent Me To Cover A Pie-baking Contest On Mother's Day, I'm Going To Ask Dear Old Mom Why She Used Artificial Sweetener Or Stole The Apples!

The President's Very Shrewd

But As A Young Kid, I Never Did, Really Have An Ambition To Be A Farmer. I Never Thought, Gee, I Would Like To Farm, And I Want To Raise These Crops. I Didn't Quite Know What I Wanted To Do.

The Questions Don't Do The Damage. Only The Answers Do.

There Was A Little Bit Of Ham In Me. And There's A Lot Of People Say There's A Lot Of Ham In Me.