It Was Genuinely Horrible. I Stopped Using

Hair Is So Linked To How We Feel And Everyone Goes For Something Radical After A Break-up, But My Advice If You've Suffered Heartbreak Or You’ve Broken Up With Someone Is Not To Touch Your Hair. It's The First Thing Women Do But You're Not In A Fit State To Make Long-term Decisions. You'll Have To Spend Four Years Growing It Out. Buy A Lipstick Instead. Go And Kiss Loads Of Other People, But Don't F***ing Touch Your Hair.

I've Got An Allergy To Looking Too Neat.

I Was At School When Britney Spears' 'baby One More Time' Came Out. I Changed My Uniform To Look Like Hers. I Just Looked Slutty After That, So Thank You, Britney.

Thank You, Jane Birkin, For Providing Me With Infinite Outfit Ideas And The Confidence To Dress Like A Boy But Act Like A Girl.

My Relationship With Sartorial News Is Only What I Like.