It Was Easier To Trip A Fool

Do Not Trouble Trouble Till Trouble Troubles You.

Victory Settles A Lot Of Arguments In Most Men's Heads.

If You Fell Head First Into A Pigsty, You'd Try To Convince Everybody You Did It On Purpose.

Sometimes, A Wife Must Do What Her Husband Cannot.

Men Always Seem To Refuse To Admit They Are Sick Until They're Sick Enough To Make Twice As Much Work For Women. Then They Claim They're Well Too Soon, With The Same Result.