It Was As Relaxing As Being Tickled.

Cows Eat Grass And Silage. This Is Melting The Ice Caps And Killing Us All. So They Need A New Foodstuff: Something That Is Rich In Iron, Calcium And Natural Goodness. Plainly They Cannot Eat Meat So Here Is An Idea To Chew On. Why Not Feed Them Vegetarians?

Some Say He Never Blinks, And That He Roams Around The Woods At Night Foraging For Wolves. All We Know Is He’s Called The Stig.

The Problem Is That Television Executives Have Got It Into Their Heads That If One Presenter On A Show Is A Blonde-haired, Blue-eyed Heterosexual Boy, The Other Must Be A Black Muslim Lesbian.

I Think It's A Good Idea To Tie Peter Mandelson To A Van. Such An Act Would Be Cruel And Barbaric And Inhuman. But It Would At Least Cheer Everyone Up A Bit.

Speed Focuses The Mind. It Cuts Through The Fog Of Drab Everyday Living And Keeps Us On Our Toes. Speed Works. Speed Saves Lives. Speed Is Good. And We Should Have More Of It, Not Less.