It Was, According To The History Books,

If Women Were As Good As Men They'd Be A Lot Better!

Oh Dear Me, The Booker People Don't Like Me. I Don't Care. I Have Been Given An Award For Being Taken Not Seriously, And I Am Very, Very Pleased About That.

I Dinna Trust Him," Said Slightly Mad Angus. "he Reads Books An' Such.

The Gods Of The Disc Have Never Bothered Much About Judging The Souls Of The Dead, And So People Only Go To Hell If That's Where They Believe, In Their Deepest Heart, That They Deserve To Go. Which They Won't Do If They Don't Know About It. This Explains Why It Is So Important To Shoot Missionaries On Sight.

Nanny Ogg Never Did Any Housework Herself, But She Was The Cause Of Housework In Other People.