It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.

The Only Time A Dog Gets Complimented Is When He Doesn't Do Anything.

All I Wanted To Do Was Be A Hero... But Do I Ever Get To Be A Hero? All I Ever Get To Be Is The Stupid Goat!" "don't Be Discouraged, Charlie Brown... In This Life We Live, There Are Always Some Bitter Pills To Be Swallowed..." "if It's All The Same With You, I'd Rather Not Renew My Perscription!

Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

I Do Not Like A High-organized Church. I Think That As Soon As The Congregation Reaches A Level Of One Hundred Or So People, It Is Time To Build A New Church. As Soon As The Congregation Gets To The Point Where You Are Not On Fairly Intimate Terms With Every Other Person In That Church, Then You Have Become A Theater Where People Can Attend Services. I Do Not Think You Can Attend A Church Service. Service Is Not Something Which Is There To Be Viewed As If It Were A Play Or A Movie.

It Is Difficult To Talk About What I Do, Because I Do It So I Don't Have To Talk About It.