It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night Thinking About All The Dumb Things I Do Every Day... If I Live To Be Eighty And I Do Ten Dumb Things Each Day... That Would Be About Two Hundred And Ninety Thousand Dumb Things... When You Add Up All The Dumb Things You Do, It's Best To Use Round Figures.

No Problem Is So Big Or So Complicated That It Can't Be Run Away From!

Sucking Your Thumb Without A Blanket Is Like Eating A Cone Without Ice Cream!

One Of Beethoven's Favorite Dishes Was Macaroni And Cheese. The Girl I Marry Must Be Able To Make Good Macaroni And Cheese..." "how Did Beethoven Feel About Cold Cereal?

Beethoven Can't Really Be Great Because His Picture Isn't On A Bubble Gum Card.