It Takes 3 Girls To Tow Always;

Being Poor Is A Mere Trifle. It Is Being Known To Be Poor That Is The Sting.

It Is So Pleasant To Come Across People More Stupid Than Ourselves. We Love Them At Once For Being So.

I Don't Understand German Myself. I Learned It At School, But Forgot Every Word Of It Two Years After I Had Left, And Have Felt Much Better Ever Since.

All Is Vanity And Everybody's Vain. Women Are Terribly Vain. So Are Men - More So, If Possible.

The Advantage Of Literature Over Life Is That Its Characters Are Clearly Defined, And Act Consistently.