It Sure Is Boring To Be Around

You Can Skim Those Stage Directions And Go Right To The Dialogue. You Can Almost Read The Movie In The Same Amount Of Time It Will Take You To See The Movie.

The Emotions Will Take Care Of Themselves. You Don't Have To Prod Them Along. As A Matter Of Fact, You Get In Trouble When You Prod Them Along.

Just Learn The Whole Script Before You Start Shooting. That Makes Shooting A Joy. Even If They Rewrite, It's Easy.

The Ratings System Is So Bogus And People Know It. Fewer And Fewer People Care. The Ratings Board Has Sort Of Exposed Itself. But My Problem Is, As A Parent, There's This Area Of Film That My Daughters Want To See. They're Not My Kind Of Films, I Don't Want To Go See Them, But I Really Want To Know Whether My Daughters Can See Them Or Not. The Morality Of What The Ratings Board Is Doing Now Escapes Me. I Don't Get It.

It's Hard To Be Depressed Around A Ukulele. You Just Pick It Up And You're Halfway Home.