It’s Not That I’ve Been Dishonest, It’s

I Used To Get Bullied By The Popular Girls At School. Today, I Am The Popular Girl, And The Bullies Come To My Shows.

I Am A Woman Of Theatre, I'm A Librarian Of Theatre And I Love All Different Kinds Of Music And All Different Kinds Of Expressions.

It's Not Really Cool Any More To Have Sex All The Time. It's Cooler To Be Strong And Independent.

I Don't Care About Money.

So Basically I Did This Whole Show Carrying 100lbs, Looking Out Of One Eye, Dancing – And Then My Tits Explode At The End. It's Not As Easy As It Looks!