It’s Not A Lie. It’s A Gift

Invent Nothing, Deny Nothing, Speak Up, Stand Up, Stay Out Of School.

My Definition Of A 'friend' Is, Coming From Chicago, Someone Who Says, 'yeah, Sure. You Know What? Let's Talk About What We Can Talk About. Let's Help Each Other Out. Your Politics Are None Of My Business.'

Old Age And Treachery Will Always Beat Youth And Exuberance.

People Ask Me, 'what Do You Do?' And I Tell Them I'm A Writer, But Always With The Silent Reservation, 'i Am, Of Course, Not Really A Writer. Hemingway Was A Writer.'

I've Always Been More Comfortable Sinking While Clutching A Good Theory Than Swimming With An Ugly Fact.