It’s History. It’s Poetry.

I Said Old Jesus Probably Would've Puked If He Could See It - All Those Fancy Costumes And All. Sally Said I Was A Sacrilegious Atheist. I Probably Am. The Thing Jesus Really Would've Liked Would Be The Guy Who Plays The Kettle Drums In The Orchestra.

Don't Tell People What You Are Thinking, Or You Will Miss Them Terribly When You Are Away.

Get Your Dirty Stinking Moron Knees Off My Chest.

Life Is A Gift Horse In My Opinion.

That's The Terrible Part. I Swear To God I'm A Madman.