It Really Is The Year 2007. Which

I Know What It's Like To Squander All Your Hours And All Your Tears And All Your Heart On Something Which Turns Out To Be Nothing. Don't Waste Your Time.

If You Want Something You Can't Afford, Think What Else That Money Could Buy: A Week's Groceries, A Month's Rent, Or A Weekend Away. That Will Put Things Into Perspective.

She Doesn’t Really Have A Sense Of Humor. I Think She’d Like To Have One—it’s Just That She Doesn’t Quite Understand What Jokes Are For.

Obviously This Is Engagement Ring City. Couples Are Wandering Along And Girls Are Pointing Through The Windows And The Men Are Smiling But All Look Slightly Sick Whenever Their Girlfriends Turn Away.

I Don't Speak Japanese, I Don't Know Anything About Japanese Business Or Japanese Culture. Apart From Sushi. But I Can't Exactly Go Up To Him And Say "sushi!" Out Of The Blue. It Would Be Like Going Up To A Top American Businessman And Saying, "t-bone Steak!