It Must Be Remembered That The Purpose

My Idea Of Education Is To Unsettle The Minds Of The Young And Inflame Their Intellects.

More Free Time Means More Time To Waste. The Worker Who Used To Have Only A Little Time In Which To Get Drunk And Beat His Wife Now Has Time To Get Drunk, Beat His Wife - And Watch Tv.

On The Principle Laid Down By Gilbert And Sullivan That When Everybody Is Somebody, Nobody Is Anybody; If Everybody Is Abnormal, We Don't Need To Worry About Anybody.

Whenever The Urge To Exercise Comes Upon Me, I Lie Down For A While And It Passes.

When I Feel Like Exercising I Just Lie Down Until The Feeling Goes Away.