It Might Be The Doing Of Satan,

There Is No Greater Compliment To The Jews Than The Fact That The Degree Of Their Unpopularity Is Always The Scientific Measure Of The Cruelty And Silliness Of The Regime Under Which They Live.

The Maker Of The Universe With Stars A Hundred Thousand Light-years Apart Was Interested, Furious, And Very Personal About It If A Small Boy Played Baseball On Sunday Afternoon.

Cure The Evils Of Democracy By The Evils Of Fascism! Funny Therapeutics! I've Heard Of Their Curing Syphilis By Giving The Patient Malaria, But I've Never Heard Of Their Curing Malaria By Giving The Patient Syphilis.

There Are Two Insults Which No Human Being Will Endure: The Assertion That He Hasn't A Sense Of Humor, And The Doubly Impertinent Assertion That He Has Never Known Trouble.

Is It Possible That Nobody Has Ever Known That There Never Has Been A Completely Civilized Man, And Won't Be For Another Thousand Years?