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Never Get Married In College; It's Hard To Get A Start If A Prospective Employer Finds You've Already Made One Mistake.

Polygamy: An Endeavour To Get More Out Of Life Than There Is In It

Enthusiasm Is The Great Hill-climber.

When Certain Unmarried Men, Who Had Lost Their Capacity To Sin, Sat Indoors, Breathing Bad Air, And Passed Resolutions About What Was Right And What Wrong, Making Rules For The Guidance Of The People, Instead Of Trusting To The Natural, Happy Instincts Of The Individual, They Ushered In The Dark Ages. These Are The Gentlemen Who Blocked Human Evolution Absolutely For A Thousand Years.

Pessimist: One Who Has Been Intimately Acquainted With An Optimist.