It Looks Like President Obama Has A

They Say If The Warming Trend Continues, By 2015 Hillary Clinton Might Actually Thaw Out.

Well, Harry Reid And Other Members Of Congress, They're Just Furious Over This Olympic Uniform Deal. He Says We Should Burn The Uniforms, And It's An Embarrassment And A Disgrace. Not As Embarrassing As Congress Constantly Borrowing Money From The Chinese, But Still Embarrassing.

106 [degrees] In The Valley... I Was Sweating Like Dan Rather Checking For Forged Documents.

President Bush And Bill Clinton Both Agree That Cloning Is Morally Wrong. Clinton Said That He Thinks Humans Should Be Made The Old-fashioned Way - Liquored Up In A Cheap Hotel Room.

The Good News Is, President Obama Was Born In America. The Bad News Is, So Was Donald Trump.