It Is Wrong To Sorrow Without Ceasing.

Remember That Postcard Grandpa Sent Us From Florida Of That Alligator Biting That Woman's Bottom? That's Right, We All Thought It Was Hilarious. But, It Turns Out We Were Wrong. That Alligator Was Sexually Harassing That Woman.

If Not Yet Lost To All The Sense Of Shame.

Oh, My Tattered Rags Are Caught On Your Coffee Table.

Noblest Minds Are Easiest Bent.

't Is Fortune Gives Us Birth, But Jove Alone Endues The Soul With Worth.