It Is Tact That Is Golden, Not

Work With Some Men Is As Besetting A Sin As Idleness.

Look Before You Leap For As You Sow, Ye Are Like To Reap.

[p]oetry Resembles Metaphysics: One Does Not Mind One's Own, But One Does Not Like Anyone Else's.

Our Minds Want Clothes As Much As Our Bodies.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.