It Is Possible To Be Dumb And

The Federal Government Has Sponsored Research That Has Produced A Tomato That Is Perfect In Every Respect, Except That You Can't Eat It. We Should Make Every Effort To Make Sure This Disease, Often Referred To As 'progress', Doesn't Spread.

I Believe The Money I Make Belongs To Me And My Family, Not Some Governmental Stooge With A Bad Comb-over Who Wants To Give It Away To Crack Addicts For Squirting Out Babies.

It's Not So Much That I Write Well, I Just Don't Write Badly Very Often And That Passes For Good On Television.

If You Get Murdered Because You Go On A Date With Someone You Met On The Internet, You Probably Deserved It.

Would A Real Man Get Caught Eating A Twinkie?