It Is Not Confused. We Are.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

There Is A Line Between A Definite Maybe And An Indefinite Yes.

The Interest In Wisdom Is Fading. Soon There Will Not Be Enough Left To Support The Aphorism, Even Though It Tries To Amuse By Half-mocking The Wisdom It Propounds.

A Successful Restaurant Makes Everything In It, Including The Patrons, Seem A Little Better Than They Are.

Living Alone Makes It Harder To Find Someone To Blame.