It Is My Rather Subversive Opinion That

Ask Her If She Still Keeps All Her Kings In The Back Row.

I'm Quite Illiterate, But I Read A Lot.

Why's It So Sunny?" She Repeated. Zooey Observed Her Rather Narrowly. "i Bring The Sun Wherever I Go, Buddy," He Said.

I Was Sixteen Then, And I'm Seventeen Now, And Sometimes I Act Like I'm About Thirteen. Sometimes, I Act A Lot Older Than I Am--i Really Do. But People Never Notice It. People Never Notice Anything.

I Live Alone (but Catless, I'd Like Everybody To Know).