It Is Impossible For Me To Conceive

My Principal Objections To Orthodox Religion Are Two: Slavery Here And Hell Hereafter.

Ignorance Worships Mystery; Reason Explains It; The One Grovels, The Other Soars.

Ignorance Is The Worst Form Of Slavery. (paraphrased)

For Myself, I Have But Little Confidence In Any Business, Or Enterprise, Or Investment, That Promises Dividends Only After The Death Of The Stockholders.

...in Every Religion The Priest Insists On Five Things - First: There Is A God. Second: He Has Made Known His Will. Third: He Has Selected Me To Explain This Message. Fourth: We Will Now Take Up A Collection; And Fifth: Those Who Fail To Subscribe Will Certainly Be Damned.