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The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

Sometimes It Looks Like I'm Dancing, But It's Just That I Walked Into A Spider Web.

If You Have A Lip Ring Try Hanging Some Tiny Keys From It. This Will Make You Look Even More Interesting.

Do You Have Any Greek In You? That Was Just A Tactful Way Of Asking If You're Pregnant. If You're Not, Then Let's Break Up.

When I Stub My Toe It's Like I Pressed A Button That Plays All The Curse Words I Know.