It Is Idle To Play The Lyre

Be Ever Engaged, So That Whenever The Devil Calls He May Find You Occupied.

Everything Has Its Drawbacks, As The Man Said When His Mother-in-law Died, And They Came Down Upon Him For The Funeral Expenses.

Virginity Can Be Lost By A Thought.

Sometimes The Character Of The Mistress Is Inferred From The Dress Of Her Maids.

Always Be Doing Something Worthwhile; Then The Devil Will Always Find You Busy.