It Is Easy To Make Promises -

My Speaking Style Was Criticised By No Less An Authority Than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It Was A Low Moment, My Friends, To Have My Rhetorical Skills Denounced By A Monosyllabic Austrian Cyborg.

I Want You To Know That I Have Nothing Against Orlando, Though You Are, Of Course, Far More Likely To Get Shot Or Robbed There Than In London.

When Cameron's Conservatives Come To Power It Will Be A Golden Age For Cyclists And An Elysium Of Cycle Lanes, Bike Racks, And Sharia Law For Bike Thieves. And I Hope That Cycling In London Will Become Almost Chinese In Its Ubiquity.

Can I Say Anything Good About Ken Livingstone? A Long Time Ago He Did Some Good Things, But I Can't Now Remember What Any Of Them Were.

I Lead A Life Of Blameless Domesticity And Always Have Done.