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A Man Can Become So Accustomed To The Thought Of His Own Faults That He Will Begin To Cherish Them As Charming Little 'personal Characteristics.'

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

When A Man Makes A Woman His Wife It's The Highest Compliment He Can Pay Her – And Usually It's The Last.

Never Trust A Husband Too Far, Nor A Bachelor Too Near.

The Honeymoon Is Not Actually Over Until We Cease To Stifle Our Sighs And Begin To Stifle Our Yawns.