It Is Easier To Keep Half A

Woman's Love -- A Mirror In Which A Man Beholds Himself Glorified, Magnified And Deified.

The Chief Excitement In A Woman's Life Is Spotting Women Who Are Fatter Than She Is.

It's Easier To Hide Your Light Under A Bushel Than To Keep Your Shady Side Dark.

It Is As Hard To Get A Man To Stay At Home After You've Married Him As It Was To Get Him To Go Home Before You Married Him.

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.