It Is Brilliant Going To The Theatre

The Harder The Circumstances Under Which You're Making A Movie, Generally The Better The Friends You Make. You're Far Away From Home And So You're Kind Of Lonely, And You End Up All Gravitating Towards Each Other And The Bar Every Night. It Tends To Be Inversely Proportionate To The Comfort Level On The Movie, How Close You Become To Everybody.

Despite Being Extremely Professional, Michael Caine Has A Giggle Which Was Lethal For Me Because Once You Catch His Eyes, Once You Realize The Other Person Is A Giggler Too, It's Curtains.

I Had Friends At School, But I Was Never Part Of A Gang And I Dreamed Of That Sense Of Belonging To A Group. You Know, Where People Would Call Me 'em' And Shout Across The Bar, 'em, What Are You Drinking?' After The Show.

I Think Georges Feydeau Said Comedy Is Just Tragedy Speeded Up.

I Was Determined Not To Become An American Citizen But I Did It For Completely Cynical Reasons: To Avoid Paying Inheritance Tax In The U.s.