It Is Better To Copulate Than Never.

Don't Explain Computers To Laymen. Simpler To Explain Sex To A Virgin.

People Who Are Busy And Happy Don't Write Diaries; They Are Too Busy Living.

Death Is The Lot Of Us All, And The Only Way That The Human Race Has Ever Conquered Death Is By Treating It With Contempt. By Living Every Golden Minute As If One Had All Eternity.

A Slave Cannot Be Freed, Save He Do It Himself. Nor Can You Enslave A Free Man; The Very Most You Can Do Is Kill Him!

Coffee Comes In Five Descending Stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, And Carbon Remover.