It Is Always Safe To Tell People

Likely As Not, The Child You Can Do The Least With Will Do The Most To Make You Proud.

In The Theater, As In Life, We Prefer A Villain With A Sense Of Humor To A Hero Without One.

When Hope Is Hungry, Everything Feeds It

The Way The Neurotic Sees It: Bars On His Door Mean That He's Locked In; Bars On Your Door Mean That He's Locked Out.

Your Children Vividly Remember Every Unkind Thing You Ever Did To Them, Plus A Few You Really Didn't.