It Is Always Sad When Someone Leaves

You Can't Believe Everything You Read.

When You Need A Haircut, It Looks Like You Have No One To Take Care Of You.

It Is One Of Life's Bitterest Truths That Bedtime So Often Arrives Just When Things Are Really Getting Interesting.

I Stand Entwined In Fire On The Inextinguishable Bonfire Of Inconceivable Love.

Of Course I'm Trying To Trick You! That's The Way Of The World, Baudelaires. Everyone Runs Around With Their Secrets And Their Schemes, Trying To Outwit Everyone Else.