It Is Always Better To Be Slightly

One Should Refrain From Contempt For The Baser Specimens Of Humanity, For Whom Liberation Amounts To Shaving The Heads Of Women Who Have Slept With Germans.

Fashion Changes, Style Remains

Happiness Is The Secret Of Beauty. But Who Knows The Secret Of Happiness? The Wise Woman Keeps Her Cosmetics At Hand.

I Remember Confuting One Of Westminster's Favourite Maxims, "better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't". In The Annals Of Popular Wisdom, This Is One Of The Most Cretinous Sayings I Have Come Across.

You Live But Once; You Might As Well Be Amusing.